I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
now i know why i became what i already was.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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