chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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