There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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