I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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