She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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