Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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