what if I'm pregnant?
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Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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