Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
do nipples grow back?
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