I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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