He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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