We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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