I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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