i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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