Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I haven't been this sober since birth.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Randomize
