i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
You smell like stripper and shame
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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