he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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