I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
These tits shall not be calmed
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
