I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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