I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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