gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
