WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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