so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
we made out on top of his cat.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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