if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You've changed since you got that strap on
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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