Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
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