My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Dicks are not precious.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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