ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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