You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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