he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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