all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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