you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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