I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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