My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
