I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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