so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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