my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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