What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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