I'm drive I can fine osifer
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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