i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Randomize
