what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Everything about him screamed your future.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I have tasted many bathrooms
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
