My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
sarcasm needs its own font
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
