Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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