I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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