we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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