So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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