Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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