I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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