You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I don't think brook has ever known best
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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