Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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