Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Randomize
