I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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